《我有一座恐怖屋》起点海外版评论翻译 (七)
2019-08-25 酱油宅 12156
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第七篇221章-260章合计40章评论奉上。
尽管闺蜜睿智的营销导致读者大量流失,但仍能在推荐榜单上名列前茅,至于丢人的某书
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第221章 走错片场了
为好学的暮阳中学生们点一个赞
不过标题The Wrong Scenario 错误的场景还是没有灵魂啊。

jackers
I guess they are trying to protect them, there are hidden dangers in third sick hall and the class acts pretty much like a "ghost police departament" in the haunted house...
Or just collecting free screams to become stronger, i'm 50/50 between the 2

我觉得他们是在试图保护这些人,第三病栋隐藏着危险,而这个班级表现得就像是恐怖屋里的“鬼怪警察部门”一样...
或者说他们只是想收集点免费的尖叫声来变得更强,两者可能性我觉得是五五开吧。

Black_Iron_Tarkus
Boss Chen sadistic side is rubbing on to me I want to hear them scream especially that Han guy

陈老板虐待狂的一面正在折磨着我,我真的很想听他们尖叫啊,尤其是那个姓韩的。



Tashady
Looks like the students want to experience the new scenario, too! (I'm so glad I'm not there!!)

看起来这些学生们也想尝试下新场景!(还好我不在那!!)

LurkerKamen
--'{@
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Dig yourself deeper,
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You self-important "expert".
|
We await your fall.

请你悔改吧
自以为是的“专家”
都等你翻车。

Sly_Shadow
Aren’t the students supposed to lose control when leaving the scene? Wasn’t Boss Chen clearly warned about that?

学生们离开场景后不是会失控吗?陈老板没有确实警告过那点吗?

Luinil
Woa.. I'm really annoyed with this Han guy... Such nasty person ??
But I am feeling sorry for the other people.. they accepted the most difficult scenario, because that jerk, and now are being chased by the spirits from the other.. The level of difficulty should be 3.5 now ??

喔..我真的很讨厌这个姓韩的...他真是个混球。
但我为其他人感到遗憾..因为这个孤儿他们被迫进入最难的场景。现在还被来自其他场景的鬼怪跟踪..现在这样的难度应该是3.5星。

Jaxine
Xiao Du is broken, he didn't even do anything when he saw the mannequins

小杜已经坏掉了,当他看到人偶时就已经什么都做不了了。

第222章 稳住,别慌,不要怕!
韩秋明作了大死,人偶们散了一地。

Lawine
Wooa, his denial capacity is impressive ... as much as his hatefullness.

哇,他的阿Q程度令人印象深刻...足以和他讨人厌的程度匹敌。

ayradesu
No matter what he said, Xiao Du would not believe him anymore. Now he just wanted to get as far away from Mr. Han as possible. Xiao Du had a feeling that staying close to the man would not lead to anything good. ?
Glad to see you're learning, Xiao Du! ??

不管他说什么,小杜都不会再去相信了,他现在只想从韩老师身边离开,总觉得跟在这家伙身边会出大事
很高兴看到小杜又提高了姿势水平!

SmilingReader
Pulling apart the mannequins one by one...he won’t be feeling so smug when they do the same to him ??

把人偶一个又一个拆开...他也被如此对待时还会这么洋洋得意吗。

Roshtakulos
RIP Han. He will not be missed after Boss Chen steals all his workmates away.

安息吧韩,在陈老板把你的同事全部解决后你也逃不掉的。

ChangEr_
Seriously?? ,I really hate him .. i hope the ghost teach him lesson .

玩真的??我真的讨厌他..我希望鬼们能让他学习一个..

dianamy
This Quiming guy??????how dare he break all the props,, I am infuriated,, this guy must get the scare of his life,, I'm so pissed by his rude behaviour

这个叫韩秋明的家伙竟然敢破坏所有道具,这家伙必须得到莫大的恐惧..我为他如此无礼而愤怒不已。

TunnelTy
Han qiuming... You are a stupid sad little man. And while I dunno about ghosts and their feelings towards some pompous ass tearing their heads off of their mannequin body, I know I would be rather irritated, possibly pissed. You gon' DIIIIIIIIIIIIE! YOU GON' PISS YO'SEFF! this is gonna end up with a man screaming bloody murder, collapsing to the ground, pants wet, backside smelly, mouth foaming, eyes rolled back, a scream constantly tearing from his lips even as he is no longer concious...
And forever after he will scream when he walks through a department store and sees a mannequin. This poor stupid ugly pompous little man. I dunno when my pity turned into disparagement, but it's not gonna be by walking that this fool leaves this haunted house. That's for sure.

韩秋明...你这个沙雕孤儿,我不知道这些鬼们的人偶头从他们的身上被扯下是什么感觉。但相较气恼,我更多的是愤怒。你去死吧!口吐芬芳,口吐芬芳!事情的结局会是一个男人嚎着杀人了然后晕倒,同时他内裤变湿,屁股变臭,口吐白沫,眼睛翻白,嘴里还不断发出尖叫,再也没法装的人五人六...
然后从此他将一进入商场看到模型就尖叫,这个可悲的沙雕丑挫装样子渣渣,我不知道何时对他的怜悯转为了轻蔑,但他休想走着出恐怖屋,这是肯定的。

GrassPorridgeCuIt
Gogogo mu yang high girls.... Teach that bastard a lesson ??.

上啊暮阳中学女孩们....给他上一课。

Biologist
he deserves what he gets

自作自受罢了。



Lagrange7
At this point the monsters should be more afraid of Chen Ge coming to their place for missions.
Hes like: Nice Ghosts, great Interior, spooky story? I like it! Now get in my haunted house, i need cheap labour!

在这个点上怪物们应该更怕陈歌过来这里完成任务吧。
他会像这样:好怪物,棒空间,恐怖的故事?我喜欢!不过现在我的恐怖屋正需要福报员工!

GodSloth
I need more chapters! This 'slow' translating is killing me!

搞快点!这么“慢”的翻译啊我死了!

GrassPorridgeCuIt
Great. Now Chen Ge is susected as murderer, maybe? But i agree with the two that Chen Ge is (probably) a patient in that mental hospital ??.

好啊,现在陈歌或许被认为是杀人犯了?不过我同意他们两个的看法,陈歌(可能)真的是那所精神病院的病人。

Lazerwolf
The funny part is they aren’t right but they aren’t exactly wrong either lol

有意思的是他们虽然没猜对但结论也不是全错啊哈哈。

Tashady
My only regret is that I have to wait until tomorrow for more! Lol!

我唯一遗憾的就是得等到明天才能看后续!哈哈!

Reins Reins
This novel is such a piece of work. I've read several horror themed novel out there but for me, this one is on the top of the list. Cant wait for more chap..
Thx Mr. Translator, for bringing this novel. Keep the good work.

这本小说真是杰作,我读过好几本恐怖主题的了但对我来说这本是最棒的,等不及看更多了..
感谢翻译带来这本小说,继续好好干吧。

第224章 作死也要有个限度啊
韩秋明还是没有认识到舔狗不得house这个真理,他的死兆星已经亮了。
标题是Limitation限制,这个标题emmm

ayradesu
? When did things become so serious? Aren't we only visiting a Haunted House? ?
It became serioud the moment you provoked the "crazed murderer". Hahaha. It's only a haunted house? Naive child. Even the police can't save you if anything were to happen. ??

《事情什么时候都已经严重到这个地步了?我们好像就是来参观个鬼屋而已啊!》????
在你们激怒“疯狂凶手”的那一刻起就已经变得严重了。哈哈哈,这只是个恐怖屋?Naive啊孩子,如果事情发生了警察也保不了你。

Celestial_Kiwi
Now Chen Ge is gonna come in his doctor skullcracker outfit and they'll think he really is the crazed murderer, this is cracking me up lmfao

现在陈歌正穿着他的医生套装赶过去,他们将会以为他真的是疯狂杀人魔,这笑死我了。

OnePun
The real horror will begin when they find out that the mannequins has repaired themselves and still chasing after them.

当他们发现人偶自己修理好后继续跟着他们时才是真正的恐怖降临之刻。

FatPenguinInside
Omg ?? Han Qiuming... you still have the gall to flirt with your high af pride ???????? this is too funny hahaha

天啊韩秋明...怎么不继续用你那鼻孔朝天的态度玩调情啊,这太有意思了哈哈哈。

—BronzeCat6265
Hope he turns to a quivering mess in front of the girl ?? Hate him for destroying the mannequins

希望他在这个女孩面前抖成鹌鹑,破坏模型这点真恶心。



第225章 一直在工作的录音机
找到你了,面麻额不对,许音。

Roshtakulos
Chen Ge went all out, using Xu Xin to work the day right after he got him as an employee.

陈歌全力以赴了啊,刚把许音聘为员工就让他整天工作了。

ayradesu
Just the mannequins and the environment alone and they are already rattled. Imagine if the undead nurse were to suddenly pop up. ?? Even Boss hasn't shown up yet. They're in for a mad goose chase. ?? Kudos to that review expert, she's a pro! ????

不过是人偶和环境而已就把他们吓尿了,想想要是不死护士突然出现,甚至连老板都没出场呢,他们就已经陷入疯狂的追逐了。不过荣誉归于那位评审专家,她真的是专业人士!

atPenguinInside
On a more serious note, Ye Xiaoxin is the most probable candidate for the 4 star scenario. She's more in-control of her feelings and more observant. 10 star ratings girl, you rock ??

严肃的说,夜小心最有可能成为4星场景的测试人员,她擅长控制情感且更善于观察,10星级女孩你太棒了。

Improba L
I wonder how they'll react when they figure out that there are no actors at all... well the living ones of course

我想知道当他们发现根本没有演员时会怎样...全都是活的哦。

MasterOfEvil
This guy is lucky not to encounter Mei Nan because of incomplete scenario, otherwise he would piss his pant running being chased by the blood vessel

这家伙真幸运,由于场景不完善没有遭遇门楠,否则他会湿着内裤被血管追。

SmilingReader
Can’t wait for all that arrogance to turn into a quivering pile of jelly. Not long now ??

好想看那个自大狂缩成一团啊,不过也快了。

GrassPorridgeCuIt
This is the moment I've been waiting for. That stuck up fella will piss his pants right?? But why is this CLIFFHANGER here??? Why?!?!?!?!

这不正是我期待看的,这个自视甚高的家伙尿湿裤子吗??怎么会是断章呢???为什么啊??!?!?!?!

Irisu
Will Chen Ge help them out? I feel like they can’t go out without scaring themselves ??

陈歌会帮他们出去吗?我觉得他们就算不自己吓自己也出不去。

OzzMan
2 a day doesn't feel like enough!

一天两章哪够啊!

famine11122
Han Quiming is so annoying, he's a coward and stupid man..i hope he get a bad karma inside the hunted house.

韩秋明太烦人了,他就是个愚蠢的胆小鬼..我希望他能在恐怖屋里得到足够报应。

Morinu
Ye xiaoxin would be a pretty good employee tbh

说真的夜小心可以成为非常好的员工。

第226章 相信我,不会错的
陈歌与游客们互相脑补,交织出一场大戏。

ayradesu
Boss has joined in on the fun! Oh boy~ He looks a bit angry... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

老板也下场一起玩了!孩子他看起来可有点生气...为了你的小命跑起来啊!!!

SmilingReader
It’s a bit late but they’ve finally realised that it’s not a good idea to split up
Chen Ge seems mad and we know he’s more than willing to use his hammer

有点迟了,但他们还是意识到了分兵不是什么好主意。
陈歌看起来有些恼怒,我们都知道他更想用他的锤子。

—BronzeCat6265
His trigger happy so to speak with his hammer for live & dead beings. But wait didn't Chen usually use his hammer for the live ones?!

他很乐意用锤子跟活人与死人们讲道理,但是等等陈歌不是总用锤子锤活人吗?!

—SangueVermelho
they might really think he’s a murderer

他们可能会实锤他是个杀人犯。

Morvian
Chen Ge felt that he's too soft when the victim already thought that he's being too hard on them!!

陈歌觉得自己太温柔,而受害者们则觉得他太残酷了!!



camsyyy
Note to self: Soloing isn't a good thing when it comes to haunted houses

给自己记一下:在恐怖屋独处不是什么好事。

—Neomistress
But really though, who tries to solo a haunted house? Crazy People.

但除了疯子,谁会在恐怖屋里孤身一人呢?

Pizzavu
So creepy~ Does anyone else think the rest will hear his screaming and mistake it for Chen He taking his first victim?

太可怕了,会有其他人听到他的尖叫声,认为是陈歌在料理他的首位受害者吗?

Sandmane
Karma is a wonderful thing to have. Hehehe One down, the rest to go.

因果报应就是爽,哈哈哈干掉一个了,该解决剩下的了。

SmilingReader
Why doesn’t it surprise me that Han Quiming doesn’t have any female friends-most likely he doesn’t have any friends at all
Looks like it’s time for the mannequins to get a little payback

为什么韩秋明没有女朋友不让我惊讶呢,似乎他就没有朋友吧,
看起来是时候让人偶们获得点补偿了。

chubbyunicorn
This guy deserves the scare, hurting those poor mannequins...

自作自受,谁让这家伙破坏这些可怜的人偶的...

GabrielDetchans
Why do I feel a heavy weight on my shoulders while I am reading this? What are you? Get away from me! HELP HELP!

为什么我看这本书的时候也感觉肩膀很沉呢?什么玩意?给老子爬!救命啊,救命啊!

Morvian
??????
It's reverse Rape scene!!
Han Bastard is being raped by many schoolgirl!! he must feel delighted!!

这是反向雷普场景!!
姓韩的这孙贼被这么多学生妹雷普!!他肯定会很兴奋!!

Sathus
Pen Spirit, Pen Spirit, you are my spirit from my previous life, and I am your spirit in this life.
Will we get a mass release to satisfy our desir-...

“笔仙,笔仙,你是我的前世,我是你的今生。”
我们能得到一次爆更来安慰下吗...

Impossible
He should make a hospital for visitors

他应该为游客们开家医院。

第228章 魔鬼的故事
第三病栋欢迎你,第三病栋线索将要出现。

LNG
Well, he has mutilated murderer's limbs with that hammer so he is quite experienced with it.

他可使用那把锤子打断过杀人犯的肢体,所以经验丰富。

SmilingReader
Why? Why would you follow behind a deranged looking murderer?? I would personally be running in the opposite direction and hoping to find a pair of clean underwear on the way

为什么啊?为什么你要跟踪一个看起来像是杀人犯的疯子呢??我的话就会往反方向跑然后希望能在路上找到条干净的内衣。

—MisMe
Because she thought "he was just an actor" ??
But she really is tough. I still want her to be scared though.
Maybe she'll be the one to clear Chen Ge's name to ol' Guo and the others if she continues to follow him.

因为她以为“他只是个演员”。
她真的很坚强,但我还是希望她能被吓到。
或许在继续跟踪他后她能搞清陈歌的名字并告诉郭淼和其他人。

—Hepy
Hahaha.... But, where can you find clean undies inside a haunted house? Even if you find one, will you dare to wear it? Something might follow you home to retrieve it back?

哈哈哈...但你要怎么才能在恐怖屋里找到干净内衣呢?就算你找到了你敢穿吗?有些东西说不定会跟着你回家去啊。

Roshtakulos
Poor Devil though. Wonder if that’s just a name the actual patient actually calls himself because of his guilt.

可怜的魔鬼,不知道这就是病人真实姓名还是内疚下的自称。



第229章 怪谈协会的宣传单
怪谈协会你们事发了,我陈大锤盯上的都跑不了。
标题The Flyer for Ghost Stories Society鬼故事协会宣传单,瞬间从疯狂的反社会组织变成似乎没新人加入的学校奇葩社团了。

LurkerKamen
--'{@
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A face on the wall.
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Visitors: "That looks real!"
|
MC: "Oh, how cute!"

墙上有人脸
游客:“像真的一样!”
猪脚:“好可爱!”

Morvian
Paranoia group!! They thought he killer when he was the one who always catching killer!~

一区偏执狂!!他们以为陈歌是杀人犯,而他其实是经常抓住杀人犯的人!

—Neomistress
Clearly they need to watch his live-streams!

显然他们需要看看他的直播!

Heaven_Road
Hehehe... Its show time~~
You deserve it, you bunch of idiots! How dare you slander Boss Chen? Go repent in hell!!
Thank you for the chapter!

哈哈...装B时间到
这是你们自找的沙雕们!你们竟敢污蔑陈老板?在地狱里忏悔吧!!
感谢更新!

GodSloth
These villains might call the SWAT team on our poor and innocent MC and his ghost 'staff'.

这些恶棍们可能会称呼我们可怜而无辜的猪脚及其鬼“员工”们特警队。

LNG
Still, i think the guy that knocked over the dummies pissed zhengzheng off and will end up in actual trouble.

我还是觉得那个撞倒人偶们并惹火许珍珍的家伙会死在一场真正的麻烦里。

SmilingReader
With Chen Ge’s “confession” on the walls, I wonder on how long before they start calling the cops

陈歌在墙上可是“招供”了啊,我好奇他们还要多长时间才会报警。

Muhai
Oh guess I'm right, it trigger the secret mission. And the first opponents? Maybe Chen Ge will smash many thing there

我猜对了,它触发了隐藏任务,这是第一个反派吗?或许陈歌会在那里砸掉不少东西。

Yaon
Wonder how this misunderstanding of ”Killer Chen Ge” will be solved...

“杀人犯陈歌”的误会何时才能解释清楚啊...

Luinil
What a way of "thanking them nicely" with giving them the scary of their lives! lol
Hahahahahaha

用把他们吓得要死的方式来“好好感谢”他们如何!哈哈
哈哈哈哈哈哈。

ragnarokzeref
Cliffhanger!!!

断章!!!

Neomistress
Chen Ge, this is not how you thank people!

陈歌,哪有你这样感谢人的啊!

MariaU
This is the only story that makes me afraid to ask for a spoiler

这是为一个让我不敢问后面情节的故事。

第230章 惊不惊喜!
陈歌开始了追杀,话说砸坏道具似乎是会自动修复的,不然陈歌早就破产了。
看到标题就想着会不会翻译成surprise,果然是,索然无味。

Morinu
Holy fk can u imagine being in their situation? I might actually need therapy if things like that were to happen to me

我勒个去想想要是你们遇到这种事的话会怎样?要是我的话估计需要心理辅导了。



Tashady
I would need new pants, new therapy...new straitjacket... lol! But really...is it sad that this cracked me up?

我需要新内裤。新的治疗方法...新的拘束衣...哈哈!但说真的...也太糟了吧这都让我崩溃了???

missymirei
I'll probably suffer trauma if I was there.

易地而处我估计就有心理阴影了。

joan1212
Hahaha, the scenario is still not complete yet they're so scared out of their wits.

哈哈哈,场景还没完成呢就吓得他们魂不附体。

第231章 我忘记自己化妆了
现在的韭,啊不对是顾客们素质不行啊,恨铁不成钢的陈老板拿下了面具露出了化妆后的司马脸。

DarkFireTim
I'm giggling so hard my family is looking at me like I'm crazy. ??

我快笑死了,我家里人一脸马德神经病的表情看着我。

—Morinu
Maybe we are crazy

或许我们都是神经病。

—Notso
Me too but my family thinks im chatting with a girl saying i look so happy

俺也一样但我家里人以为我在和妹子聊天所以才笑得那么欢。

_Lelouch_
SOMEONE HELP ME, I think a ghost has taken over my right hand and is currently spreading to my left, i cant stop voting and chucking power stone at this novel. Please send hellllllllllllllll.....

快来救我啊,我的右手寄宿着鬼之力啊,它还试图吞噬我的左手,我已经成了不断给这本小说提供推荐票和灵石的投票rbq啊,快把它送回地狱啊......

VampirusCrow
....Our MC might need to have a debrillator and trained paramedics at the Haunted House/Park in the future...It might even be a mission issued by the phone at one point. Just incase someone has a heart attack/ heart failure from too much fear...

....我们的猪脚将来需要在恐怖屋/公园内准备好清创器和训练有素的医生...说不定手机也会发布这个任务,万一要是有人受惊过度来个心脏病发作/心脏衰竭的话...

Morvian
Hahahahaha!!! I'm laughing in 5 morning, my parents startled with it! However, I couldn't stop my laughs....ouch my side is hurt!!

哈哈哈哈!!!凌晨5点笑出声把我父母都吓到了!当然了我还是笑的停不下来.....啊我的腰都笑疼了!!

Dotter2
Is it horror or comedy hehehehe

这是恐怖类还是搞笑类的啊哈哈哈哈。

TunnelTy
I can't wait for that one guy to call the police screaming about how Chen ge is one of the patients from a mental hospital, and then everything comes to light and he feels like an idiot in front of all these people. So much for saving face, you fucking nearly passed out in front of a haunted house that has less expenses poured into it than your own "professional" haunted house, and your designed is possibly turning into a gibbering nutcase who is gonna probably never go anywhere without a religious necklace and all kinds of doodads to ward off the dead. XD

真想看那个家伙叫来警察然后尖叫着指控陈歌是来自精神病院的病人,之后真相大白他在大家面前表现得像个沙雕一样。为了保住面子他干了这么多事,孙贼啊你在这个比起你那“专业”的恐怖屋成本要低得多的小地方就差点翻车,就你那设计如果不是有护身符和各种东西来阻挡死灵的话可能就变成哪都去不了的胡言乱语的疯子了。

KGeno
The boss can traumatize people even unintentionally what a marvelous talent! (which I do not want to find in real life ??). Thank for the chapter!

老板就算是无意中也能给他人带来创伤,这才能真厉害!(当然了现实中别让我遇到)感谢更新!

famine11122
Omg! Hahahahaha Chen Ge is such a bully???? Hahahahaha I'm sure Han Quiming will be having a truma for the rest of his life about a hunted house. Then he can't work anymore as a hunted house designer..hahahahaha

天啊!哈哈哈哈哈陈歌真是个恶霸啊。哈哈哈哈我敢肯定韩秋明余生都会做有关一家恐怖屋的噩梦了,以后他也不会继续当恐怖屋设计师了..哈哈哈哈哈。

SmilingReader
Chen Ge has a face only a mother would love ??

陈歌有一张只有他妈才会喜欢的脸。

第232章 星期三
打脸下乡小队在完成任务后果断离开
大锤:什么,颜队,那女鬼,哎呦掐的疼,我老婆仇人找到了!!!

ayradesu
"Just what kind of experience did he go through to end up like this?" Simple. His worst nightmare. ??

“这是经历了怎样的摧残?”很简单,他最可怕的噩梦而已。

OVwojak
wednesday is one of the worst days of the week. it's one of those day thats is in the middle of the week and seems to go on forever. but, monday is the worst.

周三是一周中最糟之一,它是一周之中看起来又似乎永不停止,但是周一才是最糟糕的。

famine11122
Chen Ge is already preparing for the Ghost Story Society to go and tell his story about his horror experience????

陈歌已经为怪谈协会之旅做好准备了,就讲有关他恐怖经历的故事。

Yaon
And so another livestream is coming up :^)??

所以说又要来一场直播了吗??

Silently_Reading
The Mc will seek death again.

猪脚又要作死了。

ILoveLord
The mannequins just having some revenge on Mr. Han ??

这些人偶总算从韩先生身上找回了场子。

ILoveLord
He who beheaded
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The poor mannequins, must pay
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Just like Han Qiuming

惩罚者陈歌
可怜人偶仇必讨
韩氏自毙之

OVwojak
"...toying with cat at night."

“...晚上逗猫。”

krazykhyd
Toying with the cat, huh... if only he had a real cat ??

逗猫,呼...他活的玩意就只有猫了吧。

Trailblazer
In the hospital closes to Chen Ge's haunted house, there appeared 2 patients in the same room who repeats the words "Who is my wife??!!" and "Where are my glasses??!!" repeatedly to each other.

在陈歌恐怖屋附近的一家医院里,有间病房住进了两个病人,他们不断的说着“谁是我老婆??!!”以及“我眼镜呢??!!”不断的不断的复读着。

camsyyy
Finally, Justice will be served!

终于正义得到了伸张!

—LurkerKamen
--'{@
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And vengeance as well
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After the courts recognize
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Her "suicide" was not.

复仇也将至
只待那法院得知
她并非“自杀”

Bloodsage
Who would scare who? I bet Chen Ge could scare even ghosts and demons away.

谁会吓到谁啊?我敢说陈歌连鬼和恶魔都能吓跑。

第233章 朱秀
怪谈协会本来是要你们五更死,但既然敢惹到大锤老婆,那么留不得你们到三更了。

ayradesu
I'm back! Haha. Anyway, my Zhang Ya is finally about to get justice. Seek this killer out for your future wife, Boss!

我回来了!哈哈,终于我的张雅得以伸张正义了,为了你的未来妻子,找出凶手吧老板!

jackers
An appointment at the third building, in the third day of the week with the patients from the third sick hall

在三号楼的约定,在一周的第三天以及那些来自第三病栋的病人。

—kyvonne1969
Lots of three eh...

三的频率好高啊...

Downery
Another one bites the dust, and another one and another one and another one bites the dust~
Great chapter but even though that dude that fainted was an a-hole I hope he ends up okay. Now this murderer that they freaking caught, I hope he escapes and tries to kill our MC but gets tortured to death by his ghost employees.

又一次败者食尘,再来败者食尘,败者食尘,败者食尘啊。
伟大的一章,虽说晕倒的那孙贼是个渣渣但我还是希望他最后平安无事,至于他们抓到的那个凶手,我希望他能逃出来并试图去干掉猪脚,之后被他的鬼员工们折磨至死。

TunnelTy
"Zhang ya, how would you like to go on a date tonight? I suggest wearing red, it will cover the blood stains once we get to the real entertainment, I'm sure you're going to love it, after all... You'll be getting revenge for your death yourself, what could be a more romantic gesture for you?"

“张雅,明晚去约会怎么样?我建议你穿红衣,这样一旦我们开始真正的娱乐活动时就能遮盖住血迹,我敢肯定你会喜欢的,毕竟...你将会为你的自杀复仇,对你来说还有什么能比这更浪漫的呢?”

PoeticPenguin
Wow finished so fast ??

哇结束得如此之快。

—Dax
I know the feeling and it’s only because the chapters always seems shorter for some weird reason

我懂这种感觉,但这只是因为某些奇怪的原因导致章节总是显得短一些。

Morvian
Here's I thought that he would be reported!!
Thx and MOAR!!!
P.S: I'm reading this in toilet unintentionally ??????

我觉得他会被报道的!!
感谢再来点啊!!!
ps:我无意中在厕所里读了这章。

SmilingReader
Chen Ge is a magnet for criminal activities. It’s pointless for the police to warn him away from danger when he actively looks for trouble ??

陈歌就是块吸引犯罪行为的磁石,当他主动找麻烦时警官告诫他要远离危险可谓毫无意义。

otep_
Only Chen Ge goes to dangerous places with excitement

只有陈歌才会在去危险之地时如此兴奋。

northpoem
Hahahaha amazing chapter as always, after chen ge captures the killer, the red specter wil be even more in love with him, but i bet it won't be that ****** and that the killer wil be protected by the ghost society

哈哈哈哈这章还是一如既往的高质量,在陈歌抓到凶手后红衣女鬼就会爱上他,但我敢说这是在想peach,怪谈协会会保住他的。

第234章 不能遇见其他人
已经习惯了的阿sir们直接做好被陈歌召唤的准备,陈歌也做好准备前往怪谈协会。

ayradesu
Inspector Lee already knows that things are about to get crazy. ?? Poor night shift cops. Jiayou! ??

李队长已经感觉到事情要变得不受控制了,可怜的夜班警察们,加油!

—SmilingReader
Lol the police are finally learning to expect to work overtime with Chen Ge around ??

哈哈警察们最后还是学乖了,尤其是涉及到喜欢加班的陈歌时。

—ryanooh
They still gave him the information tho

不过他们还是给他提供了信息。

—LurkerKamen
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It's good that they learn;
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That means they are competent.
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Makes for good allies.

如此方为善
方可谓精兵良将
可堪共战矣

Improba
I can 't help but think of the secret ghost society as a gathering of roleplayers or chuuni's with some ghosts in the mix

我还是忍不住把神秘的怪谈协会视作一帮cos爱好者的集会或是和鬼混在一起的中二病团体。

AkumaAoi
"I shouldn't run into anyone else now." Yes, you would not run into anyone human but GHOST!! It's the middle of the night Boss!! I sure hope that all will be fine since if Boss Chen is involved nothing is fine!!!

“从现在起我不能和其他人一起行动了。”没错,除了鬼之外你不会遇上任何人!!现在是午夜啊老板!!我当然希望一切能善始善终,但要是陈老板加进来那就什么都落不着好!!!

Trailblazer
"If I hang up after it rings three times, I need you to do something very ****** for me."

lol joke is that no one's ringtones are exactly syncronized. Remember the nonsense with MH 370 where people said they called their relatives and there was a ringtone? It was the telephone company putting it in so that people won't get the long silence while the phone connects. It's very possible that even if you hear 3 rings, the other side might not have even received your call yet.

“响三下之后我会挂断电话,那个时候我需要你去做一件很简单的事情。”
哈哈可笑的是没有人的铃声能完全同步,还记得关于MH370航班的荒谬行为吗,人们声称他们打家人的电话时还有铃声?这不过是电话公司让他们接电话时不会听到长时间盲音的把戏罢了,很有可能即使你听到了三声铃响,另一边的人可能还没接到你的电话呢。

SmilingReader
That tape spirit needs to learn about modern technology and haunt an MP3 player instead ??

磁带鬼需要学习一下现代技术,然后附身在MP3播放器上。

ILoveLord
Being first comment
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A strange source of happiness
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Sadly, I’m second

沙发吾得之
奇异幸福感颇足
悲乎为板凳

missymirei
How the hell can you tie a cleaver on your calf?

我去啊你怎么能把菜刀绑在小腿上?

Bloodsage
Hopefully Inspector Lee would not become the victim of the society.

希望李队长不要成为怪谈协会的受害者。

第234章 不能遇见其他人
已经习惯了的阿sir们直接做好被陈歌召唤的准备,陈歌也做好准备前往怪谈协会。

ayradesu
Inspector Lee already knows that things are about to get crazy. ?? Poor night shift cops. Jiayou! ??

李队长已经感觉到事情要变得不受控制了,可怜的夜班警察们,加油!

—SmilingReader
Lol the police are finally learning to expect to work overtime with Chen Ge around ??

哈哈警察们最后还是学乖了,尤其是涉及到喜欢加班的陈歌时。

—ryanooh
They still gave him the information tho

不过他们还是给他提供了信息。

—LurkerKamen
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It's good that they learn;
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That means they are competent.
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Makes for good allies.

如此方为善
方可谓精兵良将
可堪共战矣



ILoveLord
Being first comment
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A strange source of happiness
|
Sadly, I’m second

沙发吾得之
奇异幸福感颇足
悲乎为板凳

missymirei
How the hell can you tie a cleaver on your calf?

我去啊你怎么能把菜刀绑在小腿上?

Bloodsage
Hopefully Inspector Lee would not become the victim of the society.

希望李队长不要成为怪谈协会的受害者。

第236章 四个新人
怪谈协会面试官尚不得知下一任会长即将上线。

LurkerKamen
--'{@
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Four people come in;
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But only three will be left?
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That sounds ominous.

有四人前来
然只三人可留此?
听之颇不吉。

—strangerintown
I'm sure four people came in but only one will be left and that will be our boss Chen because he's the craziest and scariest person

我敢打包票四个人里只会留下一个,那就是我们的陈老板,因为他才是最疯狂和最可怕的那个人。

—Bloodsage
Just like Hotel California song.

真像是加州旅馆的歌啊。

PatientFall
What the f*ck, "you smell nice" goosebumps goosebumps Boss Chen stay strong

我去,“你闻着不错”尿了尿了,陈老板真坚强。

—MisMe
Then I remember that they all smell "pungent" to Chen Ge????

我记得陈老板说他们闻起来都很“刺鼻”。

—SmilingReader
I know that’s a compliment but that creeps me out ??

尽管我知道这是恭维但还是感到毛骨悚然。

Bai_lanlan Bai_lanlan
God... Good luck Boss Chen ??

好...祝好运陈老板。

Artic_Fox
So I'm guessing the flyer he has was duplicated by the black phone, can't wait to see what "trials" he will have to go through to become member

我猜这张传单是黑色手机复制的,等不及看陈歌成为成员要经受什么“考验”了。

IntrovertScribe
I thought boss chen would wear a normal mask just covering half the face. Forgot he wasn't a normal one.
Also wouldn't wearing the doctor skull cracker's mask increase the risk of exposing his identity? After all there are lots of victi---cough...customers in his haunted house who have seen him in that outfit.

我还以为陈老板会戴上覆盖半张脸的普通面具,但我忘了他不是正常人。
另外戴碎颅医生面具不会增加暴露风险吗?毕竟恐怖屋的许多受害---咳咳...游客们看过他穿那套服装。

Zyvenx
Somehow I think Boss Chen is the craziest of the four.

不知为何我觉得陈老板是四人中最疯狂的。

Vinicius_Almeida
Here they are, the best society and the best enemies of this novel til now.

就是这样,他们是目前故事里出现的最棒的协会和敌人。

第237章 说出你的故事
怪谈协会鬼故事大赛参赛人员:“各位评委老师好,我要讲的是我身上真实发生的故事,我麻麻┏┛墓┗┓...(((m-__-)m。”
怪谈协会评委:“胡编乱造,博取同情,退出这个舞台,鸟嘴把他拉下去做了。”

Roshtakulos
Little did they know, Chen Ge came with the real ghost of that story...

他们应该知道点小事,那就是陈歌还带着故事里的真鬼呢...

Notso
"Number 4 tell us your story"
"Mine didn't happen yet. But someone is going to get slaughtered by a red specter."

“4号告诉我们你的故事吧。”
“我的故事还没结束呢,但是有些人会被一个红衣厉鬼杀光的。”

LurkerKamen
--'{@
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Hello, Number Two.
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We have been looking for you.
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Time to call the "wife"!

你好啊二号
吾等苦求君久矣
“老婆”出来吧!

—Meatbunbun
And he's dead meat. Literally

他已是待宰羔羊,字面意义上的。

jackers
Chen Ge: ZHANG YA! I CHOOSE YOU!

陈歌:张雅!我找到你了!

wrw215
For the MC it is more like which of the stories should i tell instead i tell my ONE scary story^^

对于猪脚来说他苦恼的是该讲哪个故事而不是讲一个恐怖的故事。

SmilingReader
Target confirmed. Now will Zhang Ya personally deal with him or will Chen Ge be the knight in shining armour ??

目标已确认,现在会是张雅亲自动手还是陈歌作为穿着闪亮铠甲的骑士登场呢。

otep_
Zhang Ya!!! Hopefully she will find peace

张雅!!!希望她能就此安息。

Sleepiestpick7
There he is the killer is telling the story

他就是自己故事中的凶手。

Zyvenx
Chen Ge's story will be a prediction then. 4 new story tellers enter the 24th floor and only 1 makes it out alive

陈歌的故事将会是个预言,4名新的故事讲述者进入了24楼,但只有一人能幸存。

VampirusCrow
Will his wifu make an apperance?

他老婆会登场吗?

第238章 找到你了!
找到你了,看吧你的死兆星已经亮了

ILoveLord
I’m wondering when
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Zhang Ya will begin killing
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The fool, number two?

吾好奇何时
张雅将开始杀掉
愚蠢的二号?



—Hikikimori
I re-read the chapter again. You're right. She's the wife but during the story telling, she act as her husband.

我又读了一遍感觉你说的对,她是妻子但是以丈夫的角度来讲着故事。

Seregosa
I'm not sure which one we should kill... I kind of want the mc to kill everyone in that room, it'd be hilarious, hahahaha.
I mean, if we just talk about the new members, none of them gives me good feelings. The old man might as well die since he's a freak and already old enough, the guy killed zhang ya, so he needs to die, the woman just makes me annoyed. As for the old members, none of them are anything good.

我不确定我们该杀哪个...有点希望猪脚能把房间里的全部干掉,那样会很有意思的哈哈哈哈。
我是说如果我们谈起这些新成员,没有一个能让我有好印象的。那个老头不仅是个足够老的怪人而且也该死,那个害死张雅的家伙也得死,那个女人也让我不爽,还有那些老成员,就没有一个好东西。

famine11122
Why do Zhang Ya doesn't show up and Chen Ge will continue the story telling of that number 2?

为什么张雅不现身,这样陈歌就能续写2号所讲的故事了啊?

—BronzeCat6265
Maybe she doesn't want to cause harm for her beloved hubby afterall Chen hasn't told his story and they are possibly in an unkown dimension controlled by other supernatural beings.
Or she just might want Chen to *cough* join her faster then she will exact revenge to those who killed her beloved ??

或许她是不希望她亲爱的丈夫受到伤害,毕竟陈歌还没有讲自己的故事,说不定他们在未知的层面上被其他超自然生物控制着呢。
又或许她只是希望陈歌能快点死*咳咳*快点加入她,然后她就能找杀掉她爱人的家伙报仇了。

polaris0989
Those storyteller are twisted.. keep telling the story from the other's point of view... that's totally sick

这些讲故事的人都是变态..从其他人角度讲述真是恶心。

Snotbucket3
I wonder why Zheng ya didn’t appear in front of them as her story was told

奇怪在讲起她的故事时张雅怎么不现身啊。

第239章 轮到我了吗?
就是你了陈歌,快用你无敌的张雅想想办法啊。

Kingbloody
I will f*** read the mechine translating

他喵的我要去读机翻了。

—Kingbloody
But I should wait not because The machine translating was bad but because I don’t want to corrupt our Mc storytelling

我不会读,因为机翻太渣,而且我也不想破坏猪脚讲故事的体验。

—BronzeCat6265
True true plus Lonely and Millie was able to translate flawlessly enough for us to get chills.. what if the machine translated will just provide headaches instead of chills?

没错没错译者和编辑足以完美翻出令我们好了的译文..看机器翻译要是爽不到还看的头晕的话怎么办?

LurkerKamen
--'{@
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I expected it,
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But Number Three's "history"
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Creeped me the F@[< out.

虽然很期待
但三号所谓“故事”
仍然吓尿我。

Giro199
Awesome, but crazy story telling from another perspective is even more spectacular. The weird vibe when the she keep saying his wife and i thought she was a lesbian......

完美,从另一个角度讲述的这个疯狂故事甚至更加精彩了。当她讲起他的妻子时气氛很古怪我还以为她是百合呢......

SmilingReader
Any of Chen Ge’s experiences should be enough to satisfy the group. Unless the story is about the future of these group members from the restless spirits they caused...

陈歌的经历足以使这些家伙们满意,除非这故事是这些家伙搞出的事端之后续...

Hikikimori
Chen ge turn!!! Which story will he tell!

轮到陈歌了!!!他会讲哪个故事呢!

Sleepiestpick7
I hope he tells about his connection to Zhang Ya

我希望他讲的故事和张雅有关。

otep_
I think zhang ya will take over cheng ge’s body. Scary!!!

我觉得张雅将会接管陈歌的身体,太可怕了!!!

joan1212
I think the crazy society will be afraid of Chen Ge soon.

我感觉这个疯狂的组织很快就会害怕陈歌。



LurkerKamen
--'{@
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I expected it,
|
But Number Three's "history"
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Creeped me the F@[< out.

虽然很期待
但三号所谓“故事”
仍然吓尿我。

Giro199
Awesome, but crazy story telling from another perspective is even more spectacular. The weird vibe when the she keep saying his wife and i thought she was a lesbian......

完美,从另一个角度讲述的这个疯狂故事甚至更加精彩了。当她讲起他的妻子时气氛很古怪我还以为她是百合呢......

SmilingReader
Any of Chen Ge’s experiences should be enough to satisfy the group. Unless the story is about the future of these group members from the restless spirits they caused...

陈歌的经历足以使这些家伙们满意,除非这故事是这些家伙搞出的事端之后续...

Hikikimori
Chen ge turn!!! Which story will he tell!

轮到陈歌了!!!他会讲哪个故事呢!

Sleepiestpick7
I hope he tells about his connection to Zhang Ya

我希望他讲的故事和张雅有关。

otep_
I think zhang ya will take over cheng ge’s body. Scary!!!

我觉得张雅将会接管陈歌的身体,太可怕了!!!

joan1212
I think the crazy society will be afraid of Chen Ge soon.

我感觉这个疯狂的组织很快就会害怕陈歌。

famine11122
And please have a mas release author?? the suspense is getting on my nerve.

译者爆更吧秋梨膏,悬念快把我逼疯了。

Irisu
What will Chen Ge share? So excited ??

陈歌会分享哪个故事呢?好激动。

第241章 谁是会长
怪谈协会老员工亲切的向新人传授协会独特的治疗手法,陈歌询问会长情况。

ayradesu
Five ghost stories, all real… what kind of 'amazing' life had he led?
Try being a haunted house owner with a suspicious phone app and a powerful red specter for a "future wife". AMAZING, right? ??

五段怪谈故事全都是真实经历,这是何等“精彩”的人生?
去成为一名有着可疑手机app和红衣厉鬼做“未来老婆”的恐怖屋主人,很精彩对吧?

Roshtakulos
That’s what you get when your members are murderous crazies. You guys don’t even remember who started your club.

当你的成员全部是凶恶疯子时就会发生这种情况,连创始人是谁都不知道。

VampirusCrow
Hmm...this got me thinking. He is "Beloved by Specters", does that mean there are higher ranks of affection one can have? Could he eventually become something akin to a King of Specters if he creates the Horror Park? Will it eventually become where he only deals with the dead instead of those that are alive?

emmm...我想起来他是那什么“厉鬼眷顾着”对吧,那是不是意味着他可以被更强大的东西所眷顾呢?要是他建成恐怖主题公园的话他甚至有可能成为鬼怪之王吗?会不会这个公园以后只接待死者不欢迎活人了呢?

Arkusar Arkusar
not just the police is on your ass, dude xD

不光是只有警察在追捕你啊,兄弟。

Hikikimori
That "therapy" is such a straightforward way of dealing with pain. Its like the saying "an eye for an eye, blood for blood".

这种“疗法”就是种简单粗暴的解决痛苦的手段,类似于所谓的“以牙还牙,以眼还眼。”

Notso
He should've asked how to marry a ghost girl instead.

他应该问怎么才能娶到一名女鬼的。

OVwojak
he will get one story a week, so he can't get kicked out ever.

他一周就能得到一个故事,所以不会被踢。



ayradesu
"There will more surprises in store for you in the future."
Boss Chen Ge always stays true to his words. So expect an "exciting" future ahead. Boss doting on his future wife by letting her have her fun.

“以后还会有更多你想象不到的事情出现。”
陈老板可是言出必行,所以期待一个“惊喜”的未来吧。老板太宠他的未婚妻了,让她玩的很high。

MyrdalHerseim
Is it just me or did anyone else get a MASSIVE hard-on when Zhang Ya appeared in front of Zhu Xiu.
Also Lol at the fact that Chen Ge is more Psychotic and Demented than the Ghost Society Crazies, and scared the Bejeebers out of them, including the bird.

除了我之外还有人在张雅出现在朱秀面前时感到亚历山大吗。
另外哈哈哈实际上陈歌比起这个怪谈协会的成员要更加疯狂和神经质,不光他们连那个鸟人也被吓坏了。

—famine11122
Zhu Xiu just got his soul for Zhang Ya to play with. Zhang Ya and Chen Ge shake the world of psycho's

朱秀的灵魂被张雅得到用来折磨了,张雅和陈歌震撼了这个精神病的世界。

—Wolfy_Fenri
Hahahaha, I SCREAMED when she appear and almost knocked my Laptop.

哈哈哈哈,当她出现时我尖叫起来并差点撞到我的笔记本电脑。

—Arkusar
Actually, he isn′t. It just fits "Demons run when a good man goes to war"

其实并非如此,应该说是“当好人参战时,恶魔就被打跑了。”

Downery
Oh god. Loved it "you're the next story!" hahaha I'm not some psycho killer but love seeing criminals get what they deserve.

天啊大爱“你就是下一个故事”这句话!哈哈哈我不是什么疯子杀人狂但我喜欢看罪人得到报应。

LurkerKamen
--'{@
|
He yanked the mask off
|
"[A]nd then covered his lips." What?!?
|
They kissed?!? Nope, I'm wrong.

他扯下面具
然后吻了上去,啥?!?
他们吻了?!?不。

Dax
Welp another person just got their soul robbed by the Mc ghosts

好吧,有一个家伙的灵魂被猪脚的鬼抢走了。

Jaxine
Was anyone else screaming "GOALS!" when Zhang Ya was leaning on Chen Ge's shoulder
I'm so weird smh

当张雅趴在陈歌肩膀上时会有其他人高喊“球进了”吗。
我有点怪啊。

Mysticzelda
Chen Ge and Zhang Ya are perfect for each other! Couple goals 10/10

陈歌和张雅真是天作之合啊!

Morvian
That was dowry for his marriage with Zhang Ya hahaha

这就是他娶张雅的聘礼哈哈哈。

第243章 四星试炼任务
解决掉小角色,接下来是正菜了。

ayradesu
"Since you're out here, why don't we go and create some chaos?"
You know sh!t is about to go down when Chen Ge lets Zhang Ya have an eat-all-you-can feast.

“难得你出来透气,不如我们再去做票大的”
你知道个毛,当张雅大吃特吃后不又要回去休眠了吗。

Poor
A***w. Look at that. Just a boy taking his girl to an all you can eat buffet. That's adorable

快看啊,这就是一个男孩带着他的女友去吃自助餐,太可爱了。

Roshtakulos
Chen Ge vs Ghost Society. I wonder if the other members also have their own ghosts.
If they do, it would feel like a stand battle from Jojo.

陈歌vs怪谈协会,我不知道其他成员是不是也养着自己的鬼。
如果是,那么估计就是jojo的替身战斗场景了。

Downery
"I wasn't hungry but my friend here is starving"

“我不饿但我的朋友饿坏了。”

Pizzavu
I hope we eventually see Chen Ge and Zhang Ya together, married. Chen Ge not being dead of course. They make such a wonderful couple together.

我希望最终我们能看到陈歌和张雅在一起,结婚了但陈歌也不要死,他们真是天造地设的一对啊。

—sooskca
He does have an ability to create a living doll.

他其实有能力造一个活的玩偶的。

famine11122
It's like Chen Ge takes Zhang Ya on a dinner date with an eat all you can buffet...but the foods will just be different because its all crazy humans.
And Chen Ge is just a supporting and loving husband to his wife. Spoiling and watching Zhang Ya as she eat to her hearts content.

看起来陈歌就像是在晚餐约会时带着张雅去吃自助一样...不过食物不太一样毕竟吃的是疯子嘛。
而且陈歌只是个支持并爱着他妻子的丈夫,宠溺的看着张雅吃的心满意足。

—BaDette21
I think so too. They're going to have a date.

我也这么想,他们就是在约会啊。

Syphat
This novel is a torture for having a limited release. MORE

这本小说更的这么少太折磨人了,GKD。

NihilisticBeauty
Chen Ge turned into a zombie should be fine... You know, since Chinese zombies are usually just regular looking people that are paler than most?... Would Zhang Ya be satisfied then?

陈歌最好还是转化为僵尸...你要知道中国的僵尸经常看起来只是比常人白一点的普通人...这样张雅会满意吗?

Heaven_Road
I actually support this pairing! Chen Ge X Zhang Ya my OTP!

我真的很支持这对CP!陈歌x张雅我的本命啊!

第244章 你看到了不该看的东西
鸟嘴嘲讽了,鸟嘴感觉优势很大,鸟嘴A了上去,漂亮鸟嘴死了。

ayradesu
"The birdman loved to yank people down into the depths of despair when they thought they saw hope."
Too bad you're up against someone more sinister. ˉ\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\_(ツ)_/ˉ

“鸟嘴男喜欢在对方升起最后一丝希望时,再彻底将他们拖入绝望的深渊。”
可惜你遇上了个更凶残的。

Undisclosed
It says bird guy likes seeing people struggle then the next second he's being strangled and struggling to live. Lol

刚说完鸟嘴男喜欢看人们挣扎下一秒就换成他被勒住然后挣扎求生了哈哈。

—LurkerKamen
--'{@
|
This is his chance now
|
To see a _very_ close view
|
Of someone struggling.

是他的机会
极近距离去看到
有人在挣扎

Hikikimori
Chen Ge: where did everbody go? Are you the only one left?
Inner monologue: damn, will one satisfy Zhang Ya? what if she still won't go back into my shadow after eating this birdman...

陈歌:人都去哪了?就剩你一个了吗?
内心独白:马德这样张雅能接受吗?要是她吃了这个鸟嘴男但还是不回我的影子该怎么办...

joan1212
Wrong move bird guy, Chen Ge has Zhang Ya. Prepare for the wrath of his lover.

鸟嘴男你搞砸了啊,陈歌可是有张雅的,感受来自他爱人的愤怒吧。

OVwojak
Premium is one of the nightmares I must face on a daily basis.

附加费用是我每天都必须要面对的噩梦之一。

Lazy_Kizu
Noooo!!! Dont!!! Premium!!! The horror!!

不要啊!!!附加费!!太可怕了!!

Hildegarde
damn son, its premium time

妮玛啊,附加费时间到了。

l2vi
Well my favorite novel is currently on hiatus so I do have SS to spare :)

好吧我最喜欢的小说现在更新无力,所以我会掏出灵魂石的。

Notso
This novel deserves it. Worthy of Spirit Stones

这本小说值得去掏灵魂石。

anaixel
Welp, I better stock up then. This story is just too precious for me.

好吧我最好屯点灵魂石,这本小说对我来说太贵了。
说实话我也搞不懂这一章额外费用什么意思,好几个月前的事情了,另外现在每章都降价到了4灵魂石。

第245章 十号的身份
猎魔人视角启动,十号的身份究竟是?
总算搞明白了,是译者的本章说通知要涨价

Lonelytree
Just found out that this novel will go premium at some point before February 1st .Stock up on ss

在2月1日前的某个日子这本小说会涨价,储备灵魂石吧。
起点国际罪大滔天,涨价百姓怨声载道。

Azunyan
RIP for my future SS. Time to make more fake accounts...

安息吧我的灵魂石,是时候多注册几个假账号了...

—YellowScarf
Do not let your feelings control you, brother. We can still read our holy book with daily rewards!

兄弟不要被情感左右,我们还可以用每日签到奖励来看这本书!

ayradesu
Thanks for the upxes and the notice. I'm already stocking up on SS. No worries though. This novel is definitely worth spending stones. ?? Uhmm... Can we please have a mass release when this goes premium? OTL

感谢上传和提醒,我已经在储备灵魂石了。不用担心,这本小说值得花灵魂石。emmm...不过涨价时能来个大爆更吗?秋梨膏。

—MichelAyres
I would prefer if it was before going premium

希望在涨价前爆更。

LurkerKamen
--'{@
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It's getting harder
|
For MC to "please" the "wife".
|
We shall pray for you!

已愈发艰难
猪脚若欲“请”其“妻”
为你祈祷吧!

Tyyphoon
Damn, another story to suck my savings up. Congrats

喵的又一个让我出血的故事,祝贺。

GrimoireCross
Its really hard to be popular to girls especially if she was a ghost..??

受女孩欢迎可不简单,特别是她还是个鬼..

Lawine
So many clues indicating that this doctor Chen is Chen Ge of the future ... or of an alternate reality. Maybe the author is purposely misdirecting us but damn, that plot ia so good !
Congratulations on the premium status, translator ! I don't know if it will change something for you but I hope so because you deserve it ^^ !??

有这么多线索都指明陈医生就是未来的陈歌...或者是另一个世界线。说不定这就是作者特意扔出来的烟雾弹,但喵的这个情节太精彩了!
祝贺涨价,译者!我不知道我们能不能为你改变一些事,但我希望能这样,因为你值得如此。

GrassPorridgeCuIt
*sigh* The day has come. I know this day is coming and i'm prepared, as if just yesterday I start reading this novel while laughing. Then I woke up and this novel is.... *sniff* *sniff* ??

*哎*这一天终于到了,我就知道要来并做了准备,就像我昨天还在笑着读这本书,一觉醒来这本书就....*我哭了* *我枯了*????

KingKazma
RIP! Another good novel to be eaten by Qidian's own Zhang Ya. Well, i have tons of free SS so why not feed ZY. Btw, EXP time!

安息吧!又一本好小说被起点自己的张雅吃掉了,好吧反正我得来的免费灵魂石有的是,干嘛不喂给张雅呢,顺便水下经验!

Streaming
Father?!
Is it Chen Ge lost father, Doctor Chen?!
His parents were missing. While, going to third sick hall.

会是陈歌他爸吗?!
陈医生是不是就是陈歌失踪的老爹?!
他的父母不是去第三病栋时失踪了吗。

第246章 烟疤
新支线开启,寻找烟疤男



northpoem
Hahaahah i found him without his soul officer
i swear !!!!!

哈哈哈哈,我发现他没佩戴灵魂警察警衔。
我发誓!!!!!

GabrielDetchans
Chen He has already become the policemen for supernatural cases. The inspector and the captain no longer tell him he is a civilian anymore.

陈歌已经成了超自然方面的警察,因此队长和这个警官都没再说他是个平民。

Daoist_KanQi
He's going to be Sherlock for Horror cases..

他现在正在成为恐怖事物方面的夏洛克福尔摩斯..

—OVwojak
watson would be zhang ya

华生就是张雅。

MisMe
Inspector Lee even seems like he knew and wants Chen Ge to say that he isn't involve in anything at all.
I think he's probably just waiting for Chen Ge to talk or to just let it be...
Anyway all Chen Ge's connection (at face value) with the cases of those criminals is that he's the one who found (force) them out.

李队长看起来似乎知道并想要陈歌自己表明一点也没有涉及这些事。
我觉得可能他只是想要陈歌自己交代或只是要...
不管怎样明面上陈歌和这些罪犯事件的联系都是从他被迫发现这些人开始的。

midorimd
Of course he has to protecc Wifey... He can't seriously say my Wifey took his soul and turned in to a toy ..

当然了他必须保护妻子才行...他也没办法说他老婆把朱秀的灵魂抽出并做成了一个玩具吧..

MtHugeBook
"He felt safer when he was at home" - except for the fact that his :home" is house for more spirit than anywhere he ever been too

“在家里他感觉更安全”— 尤其是实际上他的家里有的鬼比他去过的其他地方都要多。

Morvian
plot twist! Inspector Lee is no. 10! hahaha~

情节转折!李队长就是10号!哈哈哈。

第247章 第二次扩建
小顾前来应聘,恐怖屋扩建失败。

ayradesu
? I didn't even realize I already have six scenarios, but it's still not enough! ?
Oh boy. ?? Boss wants more scenarios, which means he wants more ghosts... and more frightened visitors. ??

《不知不觉我已经有六个恐怖场景了,可怎么感觉还是不太够啊!》
兄弟,老板想要更多场景,也就是说他想要更多鬼...以及更多被吓到的游客。

EvilHero
Is nobody in the park ever wonder about the sudden appearance of new scenario even though there is no construction going on?

公园里就没人奇怪怎么新场景突然出现,而且就没有施工迹象吗?

—Jaxine
I think it has become an unspoken rule not to question the guy who runs a haunted house, always seems to catch murderers and drags visitors that are half unconscious out of his haunted house every now and then

或许不要问恐怖屋老板的事情已经成了潜规则,因为一直以来他似乎都在抓捕杀人犯,以及把半昏迷的游客拖出恐怖屋。

Notso
I'm sure Gu Feiyu would have lots of fun with those school girl mannequins

顾飞宇会不会和这些学校女孩人偶们玩得很high啊。

—VampirusCrow
Imagine if he ends up laying on a desk to relive his school days. But instead gets surrounded by all the Mannequin girls. while the guy mannequins are just in the corner "what's so special about him?"

想想要是他最后坐在椅子上重温校园时光,但却被所有的女人偶包围,而男人偶缩在角落里BB“他有什么特别的啊?”

salvainterra
just going on a tour of the haunted house is enough to make someone lose their willpower! no wonder he cant get more people to work there!

不过是进去恐怖屋一小时就能让一些人吓破胆!难怪他找不到更多人来此工作!

unemployed
People do interview and pyschotest before hiring them, Chen Ge made them go through haunted place, it is indeed refreshing method to hire worker

一般来说人们雇佣员工时会进行面试和精神测试,而陈歌则是让他们通过恐怖屋,这种招聘方式让人耳目一新。

Undisclosed
He's done after three scenarios and he needs to get familiar with the haunted house ... he will die by the end of it.

他已经完成了三个场景,现在他得去熟悉一下恐怖屋...不然最终会死在里面的。

MistaRed
Looks like everything is going premium by february

看起来2月什么玩意都在涨价啊。

joan1212
Just hang on Gu Feiyu, Chen Ge is a great boss. He never abandon his comrades.

再等等啊顾飞宇,陈歌是个好老板,他从不会背弃自己的朋友。

GabrielDetchans
Chen Ge is already considering preventive killings! That lady has a wonderful voice, I wonder how would it sound in my haunted house? Hmmm, Let's grab the mallet and find out!

陈歌已经在考虑先下手为强了!这个女士声音很美妙,不过在恐怖屋里听起来会怎么样呢?emmm,让我们拿起锤子找到她吧!

第248章 不可能通关的游戏
散财童子罗董上门给陈老板指点生意经(√)
空调终于受不了BB再次打补丁提高陈歌收入(×)

ayradesu
"The first one to clear all of the scenarios in your Haunted House will get a reward of 200,000 cash!"
Uhh... Sorry, but I don't think 200,000 is enough for all the trauma that the guests will go through. ?? I also believe that Boss Chen Ge is the only one who can clear his haunted house scenarios.

“第一个通关你鬼屋所有场景的游客,将获得二十万现金奖励!”
啊...抱歉但我不觉得20万就够弥补通关所有场景的游客所受的精神创伤,而且我相信除了陈老板没人能通关所有恐怖屋场景。

northpoem
Mmmmmm killing monsters results in good karma? Seems logical " grabs mace and shield, we are retaking the holy land for good karma!!!!!!" Thanks for the chapter

emmmm杀掉怪物会有好报吗?就像老话说的“拿起狼牙棒和盾牌,为了善报去收复圣地!!!!!!”感谢更新。

—Dao_Is_Everlasting
ALL THE INFIDELS SHOULD DIE
DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT,DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT,DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT,DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT,DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT,DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT,DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT,

异教徒都得死
神的旨意..........

Undisclosed
The beginning of the haunted theme park.

恐怖屋主题公园的开始。

—LazyScholar
I was looking forward to have the whole park as a haunted theme park...
Then I remember...
The scenarios are built where the sun doesn't reach.
Would the haunted theme park ever see the light of day?
????
Or it'll only be limited to the underground?

我希望整个公园都能变为恐怖主题...
等等我想想啊...
场景只能建在阳光照不到的地方。
是不是恐怖主题公园就看不到阳光了?
还是说只有晚上才能开业?

KingKazma
Poor costumers. They got tempted to feed the pets of Chen Ge. Poor souls.

游客们可怜啊,他们被引诱去喂养陈歌的宠物们,可怜的灵魂啊。

LazyScholar
Question:
If the park becomes lively and full of customers again...
With their vehicles and all...
Where would they park?
Chen Ge took over the parking space.

提个问题啊:
要是公园重焕生机而且再次人流如潮的话...
而他们都开着车来...
那么在哪停车呢?
陈歌已经把停车场空间都占完了啊。

Atropos
Those 200,000 will be used to pay hospital fees.

这20万将用来支付医疗费。

YellowBird
200,000 cash is the reward so that the person can pay for their medical bills after

有了这20万通关者接下来就能用它看病去了。

Tyyphoon
A 30 thousand usd prize o.O
that's absurd

3万美元奖金o.O
也太扯淡了。

Tyyphoon
9 us dollars to get into a park. Damn

反了天啊进个公园都要9美刀。

注:查了一下,这似乎已经是不少美国国家公园的票价了。

第249章 午夜出租车
陈歌感觉事情并不单纯,准备好工具便杀了过去。
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MyrdalHerseim
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I think im about to go INSANE!!!!! CURSE YoU LonLeLy TrEe!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHahaahHAHAhAhaAhAhAhAhaAHHAhHAahHAhHAAhAhAHAhAhHaHAAHahAHHahAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, Lonely Tree has spoiled us sooo much with mass releases, quick upxes daily, and 2 chapters daily that i WANT MOREEEEEE!!!
I can't CONTROL mySELF, i think i HAVE officially gone INSANE!!!
I am praying to the D E V I L, that this novel goes premium tomorrow, and we get a 1000 chapter mass release to commeriate it going premium plus changing the daily release schedule from 2 chapters daily to 100 chapter daily.!!!
MuWHAhaahahAHAHAHahAhaHAha!!!! I am willing to sacrifice virgin babies upon an altar located in the fortress of Sighisoara, Romania.
If, GOD FORBID, Supreme God Lonely Tree is not satisfied with my offering, then the only way we peasants can appease him is by gathering at Lonely Tree's house at 12pm, covered in Teletubby Testosterone, and gather in circle around his bed while he sleeps, singing I LOVE YOU by Barney, while i'll bring a rocking chair and place it beside his window while madly cackling and crying, while shouting to Lonely Tree, "Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth".

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!
我觉得我要疯了!!!!!诅咒你啊译者!!
啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊啊啊啊哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

说真的,译者这么多次爆更,每天快速的更上2章已经够宠爱我们了,但我想要更多啊!!!
我控几不住偶自己啊,我觉得我真的要疯了!!!
我在向 恶 魔 祈祷,这本小说明日涨价之时,我们也会得到1000章的爆更,商业化之际每日两章的更新也会涨到每日一百章!!!

姆哇哈哈哈哈姆哇哈哈哈!!!!我要在罗马尼亚锡吉什瓦拉的城堡祭坛上向你献上处子肉体做祭品。
如果神不许,至高无上的神译者不满足我的奉献的话,接下来我们这些贫民只好在午夜12点聚集在译者的房子外安抚他,穿着天线宝宝的衣服然后在他睡着时在他床边围成一圈,唱着Barney的I LOVE YOU(注:一首儿歌),我还会带上一把摇椅,就坐在他的窗边,一边咯咯叫一边哭,并对着译者尖叫“生命如此短暂,有牙的时候就要笑啊”。

—northpoem
That was oddly specific my friend "slowy reaches in my pocket for my phone and dials 911"

我的朋友行为好怪啊“怎么慢慢伸进我兜里找到手机还拨打了911”。(注:这个朋友就是你自己)

—GrassPorridgeCuIt
Ahmmmm, excuse me sir. Are you one of the patient in The Third Sick Hall? Which room number are you? I'm just curious, don't mind me

emmm,不好意思先生问一下哈,你是第三病栋的病人吗?你是几号房的?我只是好奇不用在意我。

—Arkusar
yep, you obviously gone crazy. From my experience, the moment it goes premium, the quality and number fo releases drops. maybe not this time, but premium has only been bad, up to this point.

没错,显然你已经疯了。就我的经验来说当小说涨价之际,更新的质量和数量都会下降,这次可能不是,但涨价不一定都是坏事。

System
I feel some favoritism here. How come he is not bringing Xiaoxiao anymore.

这里有点偏爱了啊,怎么不带上小小呢。

—Ninjadoom25
I mean do we really want him throwing his cutest employee at monster's?

我是想说我们真的想看到他把他最可爱的员工扔进怪物堆吗?

LurkerKamen
--'{@
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Is she luring in
|
People (besides the MC)
|
To visit that street?

她是在引诱
人们(除猪脚之外)
去那条街吗?

Meatbunbun
Boss Chen will be the dark hero!

陈老板将成为黑夜英雄!

BRICK_the_13th
With Chen Ge around, nowadays living as ghost is not easy anymore. Come on, can we scare and take soul peacefully ? Even ghost need living too!

在大锤的淫威下现在就是鬼生也不容易啊,上啊,吓掉我们魂的时候能温柔点嘛?就算是鬼也要活下去啊!

KingKazma
Ruuuunnnn! Run while you can. Chen Ge is coming to you all!

跑啊啊啊啊啊!用尽全力奔跑吧,陈歌奔你而来!

JKingSniper
World famous haunted theme park
#1 place for suicidal people who wish to die to heart attack

世界著名恐怖主题公园
也是想要死于心脏病者的自杀圣地。

第250章 他说去废校约会
悲惨的出租车司机再一次霉运上身

KingKazma
The poor driver! 1st, got spooked by MC, after a week of rest, another "friendly" meeting with MC again. And now, he's the next Target to be saved! Author, please have mercy on the innocent taxi driver!

可怜的司机!第一次是被猪脚吓到了,安生了一星期后又一次“友好的”遭遇了猪脚。现在他又成了要被拯救的目标!作者请放过这个无辜的出租车司机吧!



Seregosa
Oh, wow. Trapped in the car with a madman who wanted to go on a date in an abandoned cursed school who then starts playing scary stories where the victims are taxi drivers...

瞧瞧受害者司机经历了什么,哇,被迫和一个想要去废弃鬼校约会的疯子困在同一辆车里,这家伙还放起了鬼故事...

MtHugeBook
i see, maybe the host from the club are using these story to do what they want by reenact these story. so that even if these were found out, people will brush it off as an urban legend and nothing more

我懂了,或许协会主办者是为了再利用这些故事来重演一遍,这样的话即使被发现,人们也会无视掉,以为这是都市传说而不是真的。

第251章 黑色包裹
不付车费的陈歌与帽子男都是屑(确信)

TheDungBeetle
In times like this, the safest place for the taxi driver would have been next to the craziest mental patient, Chen Ge, and his bloodied mallet of justice!

之后在陈歌正义的血腥大锤下,对于这个出租车司机来说最安全的地方将是疯人院。

KingKazma
RUN! Better ride with Chen Ge than these spooky guys holding something in black!

跑哪!载着陈歌也总比带着那些拿着黑色东西的怪家伙们强!

System
Well if Ol'Zhang dies, there is a high chance he and Chen Ge could be best buds

好吧要是老张死了,他很有可能会和陈歌成为死党。

Morinu Lv 6
Don’t let him in ????

别让他进去啊。

salvainterra
this poor taxi driver!!! hopefully ol' zhang will get a better impression of chen ge after being rescued from this freak-- and chen ge paying his fare, of course.

可怜的出租车司机!!!希望老张在被陈歌从这个怪胎手中救出后能对他有个好印象,当然了也必须要付车费。

Rhia_reader
Argh! It's so scary reading these stories from the perspective of someone scared! Mc come back and save him!!

啊!从一个被吓到人的角度来看这些故事读起来实在是太可怕了!猪脚快回来救他啊!!

Noble_Lolicon
Now I'm curious... makes me anxious...

我现在既好奇...又焦虑...

—famine11122
Same here....the cliffhanger is killin me

俺也一样.....快被断章逼死了。

Roshan96jahan
Omg??????pls Chen Ge save this taxi driver

天啊,陈歌请去救救这个出租车司机吧。

Improba
...yet Chen Ge is apparently weirder than him..?

...陈歌显然比他更奇怪啊..?

BB1988
This story is quite scary but am enjoying it...i like Chen Ge's courage....well done Author

这个故事真的吓人但又真的好看...我喜欢陈歌的无畏....干的好啊作者。

第252章 你车后面坐的不是人
这具身体已经被一个疯子盯上了,指陈歌

Undisclosed
The CRAZY guy just said a madman was after him ... why am I assuming it's Chen Ge.

这个疯子说的是追着他的人...为什么我觉得指的就是陈歌呢。

—BaDette21
I think so too. Hahahah

英雄所见略同哈哈哈。

—LazyScholar
The first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word 'madman' is definitely Chen Ge.
Cause we all know (in another point of view) he is madder than those patients from 3rd sick hall.

当听到“疯子”这个词时你们心里首先想到的肯定是陈歌。
因为我们都知道(从另一个角度看)他可比第三病栋里的病人还要疯狂。

Rhia_reader
... The moment you realise that your parionia is perfectly legitimate ...

...当你发现你的妄想都是真实的时候...

—Bloodsage
Yeah, 1 in million chance happened. How unlucky that driver is.

没错,百万分之一的几率都被他赶上了,司机也太不幸了。

Hikikimori
Possessed person: there's a madmen hunting me. I need a new body
Chen Ge: pls look at thr mirror before calling me crazy. I'm a law abiding citizen!

附身男:有个疯子在追杀我,我需要具新身体。
陈歌:在称呼我为疯子前请先看看镜子,我可是守法公民。

Notso
Chased by a monster who walks/runs backward. This novel really is a nightmare fuel.

被一个会倒着走/跑的怪物追赶,这本小说真是噩梦之源。

nukeit
lord Voldemort?

伏地魔大人?

missymirei
Sh*t man. I've prolly go into a dead faint if I've encountered something like this.

靠,要我遇见这种事我就已经昏死过去了。

joan1212
Is the ghost is afraid of Chen Ge? Better be..

是个害怕陈歌的鬼吗?最好是..

SmilingReader
Nothing like a midnight run to keep you healthy ♂

除了夜跑还有什么能让你保持健康的呢♂

第253章 他当时就这样砸了下去
不要害怕,因为我来了,司机吓晕。

Morinu
I just realised MC is literally MC Hammer

我才意识到猪脚是锤子。

LazyScholar
@Millman
Does it feel chilly?
Does it feel heavy?
Or does it feel like there something drilling in or out?
If any of the stated above...
Pay a visit to...
New Century Park' Haunted House and look for Chen Ge.
Nah, just kidding.
Either you slept the wrong way, overworking, over used your neck or you've been really stressed these days.
If it really bothers you, pay a visit to a Doctor. (Not Doctor Chen)

感觉冷吗?
感觉沉吗?
或者是感觉有东西要钻进去或跑出来?

如果有以上症状...
请前往...
新世纪公园恐怖屋找到陈歌。

啊只是开玩笑
不管你是睡眠姿势不对,加班过度或是脖子用的累,以及这些日子过于紧张。
要是真被这些困扰就去找个医生吧。(当然别找陈医生)

IamReallyPoor
Hammer of Justice on action

正义之锤的表演。

Undisclosed
The ghost got beaten up by Chen Ge then when he got his hopes up with his suprise attack the tape recorder ghost appears and is now probably going to eat or absorb him (something like that) ... that is one pitiful ghost.

这个鬼被陈歌打了一顿后,当他满怀希望搞突袭时录音机鬼出现了然后现在准备去吃了或者吸收他(或类似的事情)...真是个可怜的鬼。

—Undisclosed
Chen Ge nearly scared that taxi driver to death ... gotta admit I thought it was funny.

陈歌快把出租车司机吓死了...我承认这真的很有趣。

WiseDaoist
Chen Ge waiting silently for the police to arrive.
Inspector Lee: Why is it you again? I shoul have known.
Chen Ge : -Smiles sheepishly- I'm just walking, taking a breath of fresh air when heard the screaming.

陈歌默默地等待警察赶到。
李队长:怎么又是你?我就知道。
陈歌:腼腆的笑着 - 我只是边跑步边呼吸清新空气,然后就听见尖叫声了。

GameBandit
I love this story because is horror... for the monsters

我就喜欢这个故事里怪物会有恐怖遭遇。

Hikikimori
You got to admit, from this scene alone, any person looking at Chen Ge and the passenger without knowing the story will think that Chen Ge is the same as the mental patients... Poor Chen Ge, he just trying to survive and complete the mission but everyone is suspicious as hell at him.

你们得承认,单看这个场景任何不知道前因后果的人看到陈歌和这个乘客都会觉得陈歌就是个精神病,,,可怜的陈歌,他只是在试图救人和完成任务,但每个人都不惮以最大恶意怀疑他。

Meatbunbun
Thanos fot the chapter. It's finally Xu Yin's time to shine!

感谢更新,终于到许音表现了!

MisMe
The patient forgot something important.
Chen Ge was not alone.

这个病人忘了重要的事。
陈歌可不是单打独斗。

blockofIce
Chen Ge always get tangled up on a crime and solves it immediately What will be his excuse now I wonder

陈歌总是一被一项罪行纠缠住就马上解决,我好奇这次要用什么理由。

第255章 感谢您的收听
陈歌呼叫阿sir前来,同时杀向一开始的目标。

Heaven_Road
Lychee: *exit the room"
Chen Ge: *waving* oh, hello, good job today. You must be tired, i'll help you rest.
Lychee: *stuned* RUN!!
Thank you for the chapter lonelytree and millie!

荔枝:“离开房间”
陈歌:“招手”啊你好啊,今天干的不错,你肯定累了吧,我来帮你休息。
荔枝:“晕了”跑!
感谢译者与编辑更新!



SmilingReader
Scenes like these make me wish I was a vegetarian

这类场景搞得我都想去当素食主义者了。

otep_
is chen ge going to let her eat the meat she is looking for? or chen ge will be the one to devour her?

陈歌会让她吃她寻找的肉吗?或者陈歌将会是那个吞噬她的人?

LazyScholar
Its scary how emotions (fear) influence a person.
How its interpreted.
How a person adapt and overcome it.
How a person respond to it.
Chen Ge is full of fear but runs headlong that he seems fearless. He became numb.
Lychee... well... she sucumb to it? Idk.

这就是恐惧是如何影响一个人的
如何解释它呢
一个人如何适应并克服它
一个人如何回应它
陈歌充满了恐惧但义无反顾的向无所畏惧的方向奔去,他麻木了。
至于荔枝...好吧...她屈从于恐惧了吗?搞不懂啊。

第255章 感谢您的收听
陈歌呼叫阿sir前来,同时杀向一开始的目标。

Heaven_Road
Lychee: *exit the room"
Chen Ge: *waving* oh, hello, good job today. You must be tired, i'll help you rest.
Lychee: *stuned* RUN!!
Thank you for the chapter lonelytree and millie!

荔枝:“离开房间”
陈歌:“招手”啊你好啊,今天干的不错,你肯定累了吧,我来帮你休息。
荔枝:“晕了”跑!
感谢译者与编辑更新!

—BronzeCat6265
She likes to see herself as a monster but she is about to meet a true monster real soon

她似乎自视为怪物,但是她马上要遭遇真正的怪物了。

KingKazma
Nice. Lychee wants to eat "Meat" not knowing she herself will be CG's pet's food in the next moment.

好啊,想吃“肉”的荔枝还不知道自己接下来将要成为陈歌宠物的食物。

Downery
Old girl needs to go on the Chen Ge diet. *hammer to the face* Without teeth you can't eat and be able to lose weight

老姑娘可以试试陈歌的食谱,“直接锤到脸上”没有牙就不用吃饭自然就能减肥了。

UglyMountain
The guy who once was afraid of the mirror monster now become a fuскing Van Helsing

这个曾经害怕镜中怪物的男人现在成了他喵的范海辛了。

wrw215
If she is not afraid of anything than let our "doctor" MC give her THE medicine against it.

要是她无所畏惧的话,那就让我们的“医生”猪脚来给她个疗程。

NihilisticBeauty
Lychee... you may be beautiful... but... Zhang Ya is waifu! You don't have to cook me. I-I mean cook me anything.

荔枝...或许你很漂亮...但...但张雅是老婆啊!别想着给我做饭。我-我是说什么也别想给我做。

LazyScholar
Just realized...
I said it!
Now Chen Ge is mistaken by 'victims/civillian' as one of the cops (undercover).
Grand misunderstanding when his police contact instead of emergency number its the captain of police's number!

才意识到...
我得说下!
现在陈歌被受害者/民众误认为是一名警察(卧底)。
大错特错他现在联系警察都不拨紧急号码而是直接打队长电话了!

SmilingReader
Scenes like these make me wish I was a vegetarian

这类场景搞得我都想去当素食主义者了。

otep_
is chen ge going to let her eat the meat she is looking for? or chen ge will be the one to devour her?

陈歌会让她吃她寻找的肉吗?或者陈歌将会是那个吞噬她的人?

LazyScholar
Its scary how emotions (fear) influence a person.
How its interpreted.
How a person adapt and overcome it.
How a person respond to it.
Chen Ge is full of fear but runs headlong that he seems fearless. He became numb.
Lychee... well... she sucumb to it? Idk.

这就是恐惧是如何影响一个人的
如何解释它呢
一个人如何适应并克服它
一个人如何回应它
陈歌充满了恐惧但义无反顾的向无所畏惧的方向奔去,他麻木了。
至于荔枝...好吧...她屈从于恐惧了吗?搞不懂啊。

第256章 会长的声音
这声音耳熟吗,耳熟就是会长。我也想要张雅无限精力的糖果啊o(╥﹏╥)o

LazyScholar
Chen Ge got himself a disciple.
A hesitant disciple.

陈歌给自己找了个学徒。
一个不情不愿的学徒。

—azyScholar
Chen Ge: You're brave work for me.
Gu Feiyu: I don't think
Chen Ge: Of course you are. Come on, todays your first day.
Gu Feiyu: (?? I'm being polite not humble.)
Chen Ge: (?? Think you can leave? Dream on.)
Gu Feiyu just got himself a job. ????

陈歌:你足够勇敢可以跟着我干了
顾飞宇:另请高明吧
陈歌:已经撅腚了,来今天就开始上班吧
顾飞宇:(我很礼貌,我也不是谦虚。)
陈歌:(想走?门都没有。)
顾飞宇得到了一份工作。

—Lawine
He's even passing down his hammer, it's so beautiful.
Pretty sure he will keep it at night for his business but his disciple is not ready yet to follow him.
And finally, we got an answer about Zhen Ge's catastrophic sleep management.

他甚至放下了他的锤子,这太美丽了。
当然了晚上干活时还会用上,但他的弟子还没做好准备去跟随他。
最后我们总算明白陈歌是如何应对自己灾难性的睡眠时间的。

—LurkerKamen
--'{@
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The "wife" made it so
|
That he can keep on going
|
All day and all night.

“老婆”也如此
他能一直嘿嘿嘿
到不分昼夜。



Bloodsage
All Chen Ge's enemies would think Gu Feiyu is Chen Ge, Nice diversion, Chen Ge.

陈歌的敌人们都会以为顾飞宇就是陈歌,好一招移花接木。

joan1212
Welcome Gu Feiyu to Chen Ge's maze of terror.

欢迎顾飞宇来到陈歌的恐怖迷宫。

MAOU
So who do you think is this chairperson?? ??

你们觉得谁是会长啊?

Davix9520
If i'm from the police, i'll send MC to mental hospital. Kinda irrealist that they just send MC off after he got involved in so many matters..

如果我是警察,我就把猪脚送到精神病院,涉及了这么多事他们也只是把猪脚赶走有点太扯了..

第257章 猛鬼的换衣间
施工队第一次出现在不断变样的恐怖屋

Roshtakulos
Get park visitors to wear victim costumes and have them experience true horror. When your visitors die from extreme shock, you get free labor, but you would also get sued.
Good thing Chen Ge is friends with the police.
I feel like Boss Chen is going to get the members of ghost society to wear them when they inevitably come to mess with his haunted house.

让公园游客们穿上受害者的衣服并经历真正的恐怖,当你的游客因为过度冲击而死时你就得到了免费员工,但还是会被起诉。
还好陈歌是警方的朋友。
我觉得陈老板会让怪谈协会的人穿上,因为他们难免会来打搅恐怖屋。

—Lawine
Friend may be a strong word. In Chen Ge's eyes, the police is a useful tool... In the police's eyes, Chen Ge is a madmen ??.
A lawful one but a madmen nevertheless.

朋友这词有点过了,在陈歌的眼里警察就是有用的工具...在警察眼里陈歌就是个疯子。
虽然合法但还是个疯子。

jackers
At this point chen ge should really need to consider buying a defibrilator

在这点上陈歌真的需要去买一台除颤仪。

—VampirusCrow
Yeah, I mentioned this a few chapters ago, he’s really increasing the fear level to dangerous levels to newbies. He also needs to hire medical personnel for pre-screening guests as he gets more terrifying scenarios. Don’t want to accidentally send someone with heart disease or high/low blood pressure into the underworld.

没错,几章前我就提过陈歌已经把初心者的受惊吓等级都提到了一个危险的程度。随着恐怖场景越来越多他还得雇上医务人员来提前进行筛选,如果不想看到某些有心脏疾病或高血压/低血压的人混进去还死在里面的话。

—famine11122
I think Chen Ge's hunted house also need to have a psychiatrist where the psychiatrist can examine the customers who have entered the hunted house.
It's better to check their brain to see if their are some trauma left after experiencing the hunted house

我觉得陈歌的恐怖屋还需要一个精神科医生,这样他就可以检查进入恐怖屋的游客。
最好在他们游玩后再检查一下他们大脑中是否留下了精神创伤。

ayradesu
"Are your Haunted House's props all so realistic?"
Not only are the props realistic, even the ghosts are real too! Isn't that great?!! ≧?≦

“你们鬼屋的道具都这么真实吗?”
不光是道具逼真,连鬼都是真的哦!是不是很棒啊?!!≧?≦

Wiseman97
Need some trauma to keep you up at night?
Boss Chengs the answer to your problem

需要来些精神创伤好在晚上睡不着吗?
陈老板可以帮到你。

BronzeCat6265
I facepalm at Chen Ge teaching his new disciple the different kinds of madman.. poor guy he just got even more confused ??

看啊陈歌教授他的新门徒不同类型的疯子,而这个可怜的家伙只是更困惑了而已。

KingKazma
I think CG needs to have his own Medical Team always on standby so that those poor souls (costumers) can have a chance of getting back alive.

我认为陈歌需要有常备的医疗团队,这样这些可怜的灵魂(游客们)就有机会活着回去了。

SmilingReader
Wouldn’t it be easier if Chen Ge rehabilitates murderers and other violent criminals to be his haunted house employees? They can even sate their violent tendencies while working without having to physically harm anyone and provide a more genuine experience that the customers won’t soon forget

要是陈歌让这些杀人犯和其他暴力罪犯当恐怖屋员工来重新做人的话不是更简单吗?他们既可以在不对任何人的身体造成伤害的情况下满足自己的暴力倾向,而且还可以对游客们提供难以忘记的更真实体验。????

—BronzeCat6265
But there is a pretty big chance those murderers will get bullied by the other workers (ghosts ones) ??

但他们更有可能会被其他员工(鬼)伤害到啊。

第258章 不速之客
猎魔人视觉启动,平平无奇的五号被发现了

ayradesu
? When they sensed Chen Ge's entry, they started to run and hide as if knowing that something very scary was approaching them. ?

OMG. ?? Well, at least these ghosts have self-awareness. They know what's bad for them. ??

《它们一看到陈歌进来,似乎感受到了极为危险的东西在靠近于是东躲西藏。》

天啊,好吧至少这些鬼有自知之明,知道什么东西对它们有害。

Improba
(Weak) ghost repellent lol

(轻微的)驱鬼器哈哈

The_Miracle_Man
Rip. These ghost stories people lack self preservation skills.

安息吧,这些怪谈协会的人缺乏自我保护技巧。

—MisMe
They're just trying to help Chen Ge save the effort of looking for them??

他们这是在让陈歌省去找他们的功夫。

OneFist
Well seems like he'll be able to worry about one less insane dude ??

好吧看起来他可以少担心一个疯子了。

Zyvenx
Aww... A new willing sacrifice rolls in. Let's see if he survives the new scenario. Zhang Ya would love to help.

啊,又来一个作死的,让我们看看他能不能在新场景里幸存下来吧,张雅很乐意帮忙的。



第259章 鬼屋里的三个禁忌
每当有新场景需要测试时,志愿小白鼠们都前仆后继

lolygaging
lol, the marriage gag continues on XD

哈哈,结婚梗还没完啊。

—OzzMan
we laugh but for pen spirit, this is serious business!!

我们笑归笑,但对于笔仙来说这可是很严肃的事!!

—BronzeCat6265
Forever more.. its a curse by now

永远如此,现在这就是个诅咒了。

—Morinu
It’s amazing that visitots found out you shouldn’t talk about it XD

让游客自己发现你不该讲什么这点太棒了。

OneFist
Seems really stupid, only sending two after so many have already been killed...

看起来很睿智,都被干掉这么多个了还只派了两个人来送...

KingKazma
They thought sending 2 people is enough to create havoc in CG's territory. What they didn't know is that they're sending 2 more pet foods for CG's beloved pets. Poor souls.

他们觉得派两个人就能在陈歌地盘上兴风作浪,但他们不知道这两个不过是给陈歌心爱的宠物们加餐而已,可怜的灵魂。

ayradesu
Well, this bunch is interesting. Those two members actually believe they can ambush Boss inside his own territory?!! You're all just a bunch of new guinea pigs.

好吧,这段情节很有趣,这两个家伙居然相信自己能在陈歌的地盘上埋伏陈歌?!!你们不过是一批新的小白鼠。

SmilingReader
Anyone heard of Gremlins? There’s also 3 rules which mustn’t be broken and I get the feeling that this group of people will break all 3 rules without even trying

没人看过《小魔怪》吗?那也是有三条不允许被打破的规则,而且我感觉这帮人会试都不试就打破所有规则。

TheLazyDeathgod
Pretty sure Chen Ge really IS Docter Skull-Cracker by now, lmao

现在完全确定陈歌就是碎颅医生了,笑死。

Morinu
I wanted them to wear costumes

我希望他们能穿着制服。

NamingSucks
Chen Ge's House of Horrors Hidden Rules:
1- Never, I repeat, NEVER go to the bathroom at midnight;
2- Never ask the Pen Spirit questions of marriage or relationship;
3- Never give a reason for the mannequins in the sealed classroom to show interest towards you;

陈歌恐怖屋的潜规则:
1-绝对,我重复一遍,绝对不要在半夜去洗手间;
2-绝对不要问笔仙关于结婚的问题;
3-绝对不要让封闭教室的人偶们对你产生一丁点兴趣。

第260章 我们来配合他的表演
互相脑补最为致命
另外这是六个月前的事情,起点国际罪大滔天.jpg

Morinu
we premium already I guess :/ Weird how it locks all previous chaps (which I have read) though

我猜已经涨价了:/但奇怪他们怎么把之前所有章节都锁了(包括我读过的)。

—RohanM
Webnovel does that to get more spirit stone from new readers and also from people who may want to go back and re-read to conform some thing which they may have forgotten

网文这么搞是为了从新读者和那些想要翻回去看那些忘了的地方的读者手里掏出更多灵魂石。

—MilordInk
Sad. It's sad, so if I want to reread the adventures of the Third Sick Hall, and the date with Zhang Ya... I can't.

伤心,太伤心了,我还想重读一下第三病栋冒险以及和张雅的约会呢...看来不成了。

—Tarkan
I had to pay a chapter that i read, because i thought it was a new one. It cost 15 SS. Blood hell!

我给读过的一章掏了钱,我还以为是新章节,这花了我15灵魂石(注:理论上这相当于国内恐怖屋一章的20倍左右花费),血亏啊啊啊!

Randompasserby
Lighting a candle for my ss going down the premium abyss

燃烧吧我的灵魂石去击垮深渊。

ralrus
Not even a mass release :

爆更呢。



Undisclosed
The two killers think the boss is collecting innocent souls when he's actually giving them a home ... Is Chen Ge going to seriously try to scare them or is he going to beat them?

这两个杀手以为陈老板是在收集无辜者灵魂,实际上他是在给他们一个家...陈歌是想要好好吓吓他们还是打败他们啊?
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